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The Origin Story of Rhinoceress

Cindy Shears used to be an ordinary girl until one day, she discovered her superpowers. However, her family were not happy about it so they took her in to be studied by Doctor Kavita Rao. She discovered a DNA variance unique to Cindy and suggested her parents leave Cindy in her care until a cure could be found. Abandoned and locked up, Cindy used her super strength to break out and become the Rhinoceress. While she does engage in some illegal work as a super villain, she also bartends and bounces at the Invisible Light nightclub.

  • Avengers Academy: Marvel's Voices Infinity Comic #34, 2025
comicgeekscomicgeek

Okay, I love her. Especially telling Klaw his vibes are bad, but also the “legally distinct from the x gene”

nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

blockbhyo

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

involuntaryorange

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

son-of-a-tenth-place

CAT PARADE IS BACK

cricketcat9

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

grogusmum

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

oonajaeadira

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

zalia

And here’s the original


And the newer updated version!

socksthetiger

meowching band

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

for Gen Z folks who didn't live through it:

the late 2000s to mid 2010s were culturally, a time of a resurgence of hope. I don't think we seriously realized it at the time (for all the Obama campaign posters), but it honestly was the last period in recent history where it was assumed the future would be better.

that was a big thing, that many millennials didn't realize was a big thing, until it was torn away. we honestly thought it was over, the fear and uncertainty of the Cold War and the Nuclear Age (and Bush 2.0). we were born in an era of reprieve. things were bad, yes, the world was insane and unfair, but it was better than it was before. the world had been at the brink of ultimate disaster, and then it stepped back. (And we honestly thought we had escaped our parents' legacy, by sheer virtue of being born in the correct decade.)

I cannot overstate how much that shapes your worldview, growing up in a time where the recent present is better than the recent past. we had reason to believe the world was getting better. because it was, actually! for a good while there! progress was slow, but it was real, and we could feel its grit on our fingertips.

and now we're in an age of regression. because you were robbed. we were robbed. a great global era of robbery (of housing and food and time and health and body and freedom and fundamental human rights), has blossomed, and is happening everyday today.

be furious. they will steal the teeth from your gums.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

SO BITE WHILE YOU STILL CAN